11 Things I want for Christmas that money can't buy

1) Snow on Christmas Day. Ok, but it needs to be proper snow – a good few fluffy inches that you can make snowballs from – not that crappy stuff that melts the second it touches the ground. (Oh – and a toboggan to go with it, even though you can buy those. And a big hill)

2) I want all the gifts I give people to be a perfect square/rectangle – so I don’t have to have a nervous breakdown when wrapping up stupid shaped presents.

3) For everyone agree what channel/film/christmas special to watch over the next 10 days.

4) When Father Christmas comes to visit (which he will because I have been incredibly good this year), I would like him to put the stocking at the end of my bed AFTER I have gone to sleep (yes, I still get stockings and I will forever because HE IS REAL) – not at 9pm, when I am still downstairs wrapping up odd shaped presents in a stressed pile of ribbons and sellotape. I know he is busy and tired – but give me until at at least 11pm, please?

5) I would like Olaf – complete with his own personal flurry. Not the toy version from The Disney Store – I would like actual Olaf.

6) An extra week between Christmas and New Year would also be fantastic – and for unlimited pyjamas so I don’t have to do any washing and always have fresh pj attire. Who doesn’t need a week to recover from the festive week of resting and eating. Plus there are just so many Christmas movies to get through…

7) I would like to have perfect temperature toes all winter. My feet overheat (and get slightly sweaty) in my fluffy slippers but are way too cold without them. Socks sometimes are ok, but don’t quite do it – you know? What is a girl to do with her feet. It is a hard and stressful life.

8) For my body to tone up with every chocolate and sausage rolls (and all other food) I eat. Is it too much to ask for 1 mince pie to equal 1 ab? I really do not think so.

9) A mulled cider tap. And a hot cocoa tap. Unlimited.